December 2009
Overview of pokedads and pokemoms
fuckyeahpokememe:
Dadstoise - Caring and supportive father. Wife died when their son was young, he makes up for the hole in his heart by loving his son. Charidad - Strict and angry, he is afraid of his son turning out like a faggot. Currently in a failing relationship with Momganium (she is not his original wife though) Venusdad - Stoner and drunk. Irresponsible, but still cares for his son....
i am in trouble
because i’m all kinds of crazy about her.
You know who you are.
I defended you. I stood by you when no one else would. Then you grew out of me.
I didn’t hear from you for months. You ignored me. You made no effort to even be my friend.
And now I’m apparently a lying, back stabbing demon. I don’t even want to get into what you said about her. I have never wanted to hurt someone so much in my life after hearing that.
Fine. I am whatever you...
My Christmas Eve...
-Worked til 6
-Chinese Food
- time with the broham
-Going to see Sherelock Holmes with my girlfriend and my bffs WARNER BROS CANCELLED THE MIDNIGHT SHOWS. GAAH.
Oh yeah. That’s a recent development. A fantastic development.
Not the movies. I mean, yeah it’s a recent development but it’s not fantastic.
The girlfriend bit. That’s fantastic.
HUGO FUCKING STIGLITZ →
Irish Breakfast
I don’t work today, and on days I don’t work I sit down with a bottle of Bailey’s and I have Irish Breakfast.
I pour myself a big cup of coffee, and just load it up with delicious, alcoholic, creamy Bailey’s and watch episodes of Big Bang Theory.
Yeah, I know it sounds kinda lame and unhealthy, but this is something that most people don’t understand about my...
as i was saying about my dream girl
Girl I’ve been texting just told me she’s double fisting beers.
I’m in love.
Duchovny-philia.
.
I am in love with this man. Talented, clever, hilarious. If I were to wake up homosexual tomorrow morning, I’d attempt to seduce him on the spot.
That being said, the next two days of my life are being devoted to him. Anyone who wants to join me in celebrating Mr. Duchovny should.
treading on holy ground
One of my primary responsibilities in Evil Iguana is the handling of our Batman fan films. I’m the head writer and brain trust of the whole deal.
And I’ve learned something from the few scripts I have finished. There’s something really terrifying about taking a fan favorite character and trying to write them.
For example: My version of Poison Ivy is a environmental terrorist...